Like this ένας ευρωπαίος γκόμενος speakάρει:

Dear Koukla,
Why do you kratas moutra me?
Afou you know I love you karga.
Mexri yesterday we had gamo tis moments don’t mou tin spas tora.
What allakse now?
You don’t goustareis me anymore?
You have found a gomeno mori????
I believe that there is kanenas like me.Who is the tsoglan you goustareis and what exei more than me? Remember!!! eurogomenos de masaei.
Ma giati re Koukla do you pikreneis me at this difficult moment of my life?
Afou you know i have to mazepso elies. To FELEK MINE!!!!!!!
I don’t want to kouraso you, but don’t give to my nerves giati I’ll give you shoot.
Mexri kai lessons agglikon you always wanted ekana,
to see how much I am kapsouris with you.
Kisses
Eurogomenos

Ilias sorry dear but κουραστήκαμε να διαπερνάς μπροστά από τις όμορφες κόρες των ματιών μας πρωί ,μεσημέρι,βράδυ με το βραζιλιάνικο look,βουτηγμένος σε κουβά με parfums ως γερομόντελο του Cavalli...Ασέ να μας κοιτάξει καμμιά κοκόνα και εμάς τους ελεύθερους.